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24 Apr

Hello again.

So, of course, once again, I forget to update my blog for like a week. Honestly guys, I can’t stand being this absent-minded. I apologize, and I’ll get right on with updating right now!

Day 288: ‘Girlfriend Wanted’, a poem by Matthew Gray Gubler

17 Apr

Matthew Gray Gubler in Life Aquatic (aka the fro man in the back)

I am in love with him. circa 2004 that is.

When I was a kid, I wanted to be a marine biologist. I was in love with the fish and the deep, the aquarium, the world of the ocean. It was my passion.

Honestly, if I could, I’d give up everything to go out on the sea. I personally own three books by the late Jacques-Yves Cousteau, and I still love to be surrounded by fish.

So, in 2004 (when I was 13 years old), I went to see The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou (2004), the famous Wes Anderson film. Practically everyone hated it (at least most people I talked to), but I am in love with it. I found love for one of the stranger actors, and my love has only blossomed over time.

The name: Matthew Gray Gubler… who does he play? Intern #1… I’m not joking. He’s the guy with the fro that stays on the boat, for those of you Life Aquatic connoisseurs.

Well, tonight I realized that he’s still amazing and has gotten incredibly more good looking. He’s a filmmaker, an actor, a model… I love everything about him.

So, for today’s post I’ve decided to feature a poem he wrote, and in addition his fake documentary series on youtube. So enjoy!

‘Girlfriend Wanted’ by Matthew Gray Gubler

must love decorating for holidays
kissing in cars
and wind chimes

no specific height
hair color
or political affiliation required
but would prefer a warm spirited non racist

and “stick in the muds” need not apply

voluptuous figures a plus

any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to
mary poppins
claire huxtable
snow white
or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed

i am dubious of actresses, fellons and lesbians
but dont want to rule them out entirely

must be tolerant of whistling
tickle torture
james taylor
and sleeping late

i have a slight limp
eerily soft hands
and a preternatural love of autumn

i once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment
when it was intended as an insult

i wiggle my feet in my sleep
am scared of the dark
and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of
all time

all i want is
butterfly kisses in the morning
peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart
and to make you smile until it hurts


12 Apr

Hello everyone!

Good golly goodness have I been a terrible blogger! My once-everyday-updating process has epic failed, and I’m super not happy that I haven’t done this in a while.

So, in honor of this, I am adding all the days I missed to the end of this year… that way, I don’t have like three weeks worth of [BELATED] posts on one day. And I don’t have to find three weeks worth of content before midnight.

Sorry guys! It’s been too long. How has life been for you?

quick update

7 Feb

Hey guys!

I’ve been SWAAAMPED these past few days so I haven’t had a chance to update the blog.

I promise after tomorrow’s test, I shall make up with numerous posts!

Until then, stay beautiful (which is easy for all of you fine people).

<3, margasaur

Day 233: Ostinato Del Caminito by Black Prairie

3 Feb

This song is incredible! It’s a combination of bluegrass, folk, french music, and a little bit of avant-garde dark material that makes it completely epic!

I love Black Prairie, and I’d say more but I have to get back to my homework.

So enjoy “Ostinato Del Caminito” by Black Prairie

Day 232: [BELATED] SNL Sketch: Gus Chiggins

2 Feb

This video is hilarious! Will Ferrell is comedy gold.

Thanks to Emilio for introducing me to it!

Enjoy the SNL sketch “Gus Chiggins”

Day 214: Captain Kirk Is Climbing A Mountain, Why Is He Climbing A Mountain?

14 Jan

Now that’s a question for the ages!

Seriously, you guys, why is Captain Kirk climbing a mountain? Did he want some fresh air, or did he really want to hug that mountain?

I guess only time will tell…

Enjoy “Captain Kirk Is Climbing A Mountain, Why Is He Climbing A Mountain?”